If a man we don’t know phones us up today and talks a little, makes no suggestions, says nothing special, but nevertheless pays us the kind of attention we rarely receive, we’re quite capable of going to bed with him that same night, feeling relatively in love.

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Very useful information for men starting or planning to do anal sex. *wink*

Fuck Everything. I’m off to a bad start this 2012. From my sucky duty schedule to my mom’s decreasing vision and to me being the only one who hadn’t had any action sexually amongst my closest friends. It’s just so frustrating. I thought I had it all figured out. I thought I was contented with what I have and didn’t have any reasons to get envious with the lives of others, but it all changed last Saturday night when I had dinner with 3 of my best pals. Up until now, I’m still in shocked about the things they’ve done sexually. The conversation revolved around French kissing, blowjobs, gay sex and seduction. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Are all these things true? Sigh. As for me, I just sat there listening with nothing to share. No juicy infos, no wet and wild sex… nothing. Fuck Everything.

Fuck Everything. I’m off to a bad start this 2012. From my sucky duty schedule to my mom’s decreasing vision and to me being the only one who hadn’t had any action sexually amongst my closest friends. It’s just so frustrating. I thought I had it all figured out. I thought I was contented with what I have and didn’t have any reasons to get envious with the lives of others, but it all changed last Saturday night when I had dinner with 3 of my best pals. Up until now, I’m still in shocked about the things they’ve done sexually. The conversation revolved around French kissing, blowjobs, gay sex and seduction. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Are all these things true? Sigh. As for me, I just sat there listening with nothing to share. No juicy infos, no wet and wild sex… nothing.¬†Fuck Everything.

My new wallpaper. :)

My new wallpaper. :)

(via fullhouse0fcards)

There is this guy at work who I absolutely cannot stop staring at. He is one of the hospital’s janitor and mind you he doesn’t look like one. He is tall, fair-skinned and extremely hot. He looks like a combination of Jake Cuenca and Enchong Dee. I cannot control myself— the tingling sensation down there. Everytime he walks by, I can’t help but smile and act like a high school girl shuddered in delight. I try hard to keep it discreet. When he finishes cleaning the whole station and gets a little dirty, I just want to mop him up with my tongue. Haha. My testicles just exploded merely thinking about him and me having naughty gay sex. Haha 

There is this guy at work who I absolutely cannot stop staring at. He is one of the hospital’s janitor and mind you he doesn’t look like one. He is tall, fair-skinned and extremely hot. He looks like a combination of Jake Cuenca and Enchong Dee. I cannot control myself— the tingling sensation down there. Everytime he walks by, I can’t help but smile and act like a high school girl shuddered in delight. I try hard to keep it discreet. When he finishes cleaning the whole station and gets a little dirty, I just want to mop him up with my tongue. Haha. My testicles just exploded merely thinking about him and me having naughty gay sex. Haha¬†

Nicely photoshopped.

Nicely photoshopped.

Black on White. Literally.

Black on White. Literally.

This video brings out the straight guy in me. This is just so hot! So I guess something’s wrong with Tumblr’s embedding capacity so I’m just gonna post the link to the video. :) Enjoy. I know I did. :)

http://www.xvideos.com/video481409/father_fucks_daughter